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my partner is 18 days and some hours older than me. during this 18 day period, a lot of age gap and cradle snatching jokes are made. I’ll be like “you’re so wise and have so much life experience” and he’ll be like “you’re so mature for your age, for reasons I will not examine.” then the 18 days are up and we go back to having a normal and equitable relationship without the societally-pushed romanticization of age-related baggage. it’s the best of both worlds tbh.
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A few days ago, while being high and feeling down, I confided to my girlfriend that I found it very strange that she fell in love with me as a cute little teenage boy and now I'm a weathered, elderly man. She let me know that she thinks my looks and personality have only improved over our long relationship and that I'm at the most attractive I've ever been. Gonna be riding the high of that one for a while
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it’s called aging gracefully! (i’m 22)
Jan 28, 2024
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i mean "mature" in the most superficial way, like people acting shocked if i talk about smoking or drinking... it's been like this since i was a teenager but it feels extra patronizing now that i'm 22 :/
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