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i look at the subreddit for weird eggs and there will be the most deformed awful looking eggs you’ve ever seen, like there was even a glow in the dark egg. this allows me to appreciate the eggs in my life which are free from mutation and oddities. i have never once had a weird egg and i am fearful for the day i will have a weird egg
May 31, 2025
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used to love eggs, but i have slowly been growing more and more aware of the egginess of eggs
and when making omelettes/scrambled eggs—just the look of the egg snot is making my stomach churn
honestly what a loss
Feb 27, 2025
my friend sofi gifted me an egg.
“a free egg that came from a free chicken” she said.
a farm egg… a rarity.
i love this egg! i will now eat it
Feb 24, 2025
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my first anti rec bc i got the egg ick this morning and nearly puked trying to stomach them down smh and i usually love eggs sigh
Mar 3, 2025
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why are they called the mongoose the name doesn’t suit their size. Like when i think of a mongoose i’m thinking big deer-like animal. I would give them a more rodent-like name. The guy who named them was the nephew of Napoleon, maybe that explains why he gave such a small critter such a big scary aura
May 31, 2025
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i propose a new type of weather or natural disaster - perhaps a lava tornado or even a poison hurricane. not only would it look cool but it would inject greater employment into the storm chasing industry as a whole; making storm chasing a respected field instead of a clown show
6d ago
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why are whiteboard pens being so extra with those stupid squeaking noises like shut up you’re not that special. you don’t hear a humble biro doing all that. ink pens are the real deviants of the pen world as they get everywhere and you can’t even highlight that shi. and i will NEVER buy one of those fancy pens that cost a small fortune like it’s actual propaganda created by Big Pen!!!!
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