I feel like Etsy has confusing marketing that keeps cool people from using it, but I’m here to set the record straight – I get all my shit from Etsy! In the past year I have purchased an 80’s laminate kitchen table, a taxidermied praying mantis, vintage 501’s, custom wooden storage boxes, a rock with actual moss on it, 60’s drink coasters, a scorpion sculpture made out of silverware, a Bugs Bunny comic from the 60’s, a David Hockney exhibition poster from the early 90’s, a hanging pendant light, the coveted Nirvana “Incesticide” t-shirt, and a glass blown pipe with a frog jumping on it. One time I had leftover Balenciaga sneakers from a shoot and tried to sell them on Grailed – some anon messaged me calling them fakes and typed word-for-word “People like you should go to hell!” Thankfully for us, this amount of testosterone is actually illegal on Etsy, so we can all continue to bliss out and browse easy :-)
