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deals at the self-checkout

It's like every time I go they're having a two for one or something...

@izz

Jan 31, 2024

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Aimlessly Wandering the Aisles of CVS

If you have a problem, chances are CVS has a product that can solve it. Even problems you didn’t know you had. It’s ok to go in with a plan, but it would be a mistake to limit yourself by sticking to the script. A good CVS run will have you feeling like a fresh start; a new and improved you.

@brandtflakes

Feb 6, 2024

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Self-checkout was satan’s greatest creation

Why can’t i just get a person to check my items out?

@Greenelysium

Apr 5, 2025

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AN OLDER SISTER

being a gay boy in texas meant that life was never going to be simple. having an older sister has made life 100x better. shoutout to all the older sisters out there. yall are true soldiers and are truly the heavy lifters in the family. also shoutout to my sister for allowing me to take her car to drive our family to new mexico.

@mattsdelusions

May 18, 2025

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its oh so quiet covered by bjork

Originally by Betty Hutton. I love the story of why Bjork covered this song and included it in her second album: Her and her band discovered Betty and this song in a truck shop, and they decided that this would be their pre-game song before every show.

@mattsdelusions

Feb 23, 2025

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REFERRING TO PEOPLE AS MA'AM/SIR

call me old fashioned but ill refer to them formally regardless of their age. maybe because i grew up in the south working at chick fil a for a couple months. hell yeah im calling a 12 year old boy as sir. hes a dapper little fellow.

@mattsdelusions

May 24, 2025