In 6th grade on the last day of school we were all signing each other’s yearbooks, and this girl Denise who I liked signed mine. We were all saying goodbye for the summer and I went in for a hug, but I guess I did it awkward middle school boy style. She stepped back laughing and said “Oo boy you give booty out hugs” It’s always stuck with me, and now I think the rule should be if your instinct is to give one of those awkward side hugs with your ass way out, it should probably just be a handshake or a wave.
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Booty out is better than booty in!!
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This kind of happened to me when I was talking to my drunk neighbor in the kitchen on fourth of July and she was giving me life advice and went in for a hug. And I guess at the time I gave such limp hugs that she went “you can’t hug someone like that it you want them to think you like them”. Since then I have improved
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oh my GODD this is so funny it will be sticking with me too
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loool
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