I once stuttered so bad within the first sentence, it sounded like a motorbike was hitting 200 down the highway 🫦 #hingepartner  

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I once stuttered so bad within the first sentence, it sounded like a motorbike was hitting 200 down the highway #hingepartner
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Back in uni, I was going on a first date with someone I only interacted with online. About 10 seconds into the date I realized I’d never heard their name before and had no idea how to pronounce it. So I tried to play it cool and just not say it. They noticed and about 30 min into the date they called me out on it. I gave it my best guess and thankfully I was right. But the horror of this moment still haunts me.
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When I first met this dude from the Hinge app, I drove about an hour north to his mom’s house (where he lived) while she was out of town visiting his sister’s family for thanksgiving. I had talked to this dude for about a month on the phone (not text, actually hour-plus calls) cause he was a bit older and more old-fashioned (texting with him seemed like conversing with a dumb child). First time we spoke on the phone was a full moon on Halloween night. He told me he loved me cause I think he was out late with friends doing drugs. (Obviously already a flag of some sort, but over the month conversing, he won me over.) Now, to the in-person meeting: as I got out of my car at his house, I see this skinny, long-haired, shirtless hippy on the second story porch. He comes down the stairs to greet me, and we hug as I’m polite and do like him. As I follow him up the stairs to his front door, I see his shorts are sagging quite a bit. I stared at his cute little butt crack the whole way up… that entire first day/date was so crazy and awkward but also amazing and comfortable. I am still “homies” with this dude over four years later, but definitely one of the most awkward experiences first meeting someone.

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I once stuttered so bad within the first sentence, it sounded like a motorbike was hitting 200 down the highway #hingepartner
I once stuttered so bad within the first sentence, it sounded like a motorbike was hitting 200 down the highway 🫦