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smoke a blunt. say goodbye to ur lover that you have been with every day for three years. fight back tears and weed paranoia. get lost as soon as you walk into the airport. run into ur partners cheating ass homeboy at his tsa job. get ur hair stuck in ur bag and have a tsa agent get it unstuck. get ur sunscreen and bugspray confiscated. drop your half gallon metal water bottle in the middle of the walkway and spill it everywhere. have your eyebrows bleached so you forget and wonder why everyone is looking at you crazy all day.
i am a survivor.
May 18, 2025
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Okay so I definitely left my carry on at tsa and the plane left without me and now I have to wait 12 extra hours to go home. I took 4 Benadryls and I’m hoping airport mania kicks in and I enter a groundhogs day scenario where I remember my bag and successfully board the plane
Jan 21, 2024
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just had the most hellish dramatic stressful half hour of my life there was no one at the american airlines counter to check my bag and the tsa goon told me i couldn’t check my bag at the gate bc it wouldn’t go through the scanner bc it was too big (wrong) and says i should either ditch my bag and leave it in my car (???) or get on the next flight (this is the last flight of the day bc this airport is so small) so i’m calling my dad crying whimpering freaking out texting my friends who dropped me off to turn around and they’re calling my name on the intercom so many times and now i board in 2 minutes then i go back to tsa and a different guy and their supervisor are like u absolutely can check ur bag at the gate and it can fit in our scanner so i rush through security and make it onto the plane BARELY and i live to tell the tale. moral of the story always come EARLY. anyways i truly am such a lucky girl somehow i always make it through. shoutout my guardian angels 👼🏻
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