Having a wife is like probably the coolest thing I’ve ever done and will ever do. We are not married but that is my wife. I love when she has a beer and talks to herself. G2g hang out with my wife now.
Having had the same wedding date for 17 years, it’s only fitting to use a cute pic of us. Also she refuses to get onto this app (“is that your little recs app?”) but I mention her often so I’m trying to build out a sense of mysticism around her, like she’s this baddie of a person that sort of exists. Also this might be old school but I think including her in my pfp sets a clear expectation that I’m married, which lets other people know to not act up (because my wife is small but she will kill you) but it also holds me accountable to be aware of boundary lines as to never come off as the “creepy guy who is making flirty comments with his wife in his pfp,” which my single friends tell me happens ALL THE TIME TO THEM.
give me your fanny packs, your skate decks, your kites, your lighters, your rolling trays, your tech decks, your hockey sweaters, your candles
im done wearing tshirts gimme some weird shit with your band name on it
