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I recently converted to cosmic crisps 🍎 and wanted to see how they stack up against their lesser apple kin. appleratings.com doesn’t mince words or suffer a fool lightly. The range is breathtaking with lower rated apples described as “Long Island Sand Filled Condom” or “teeth shattering odyssey.” EVERYONES A CRITIC— but few pull it off with the authority and ferocity of applerankings.com 🍏
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This is my ideal snacking apple. It's tart, not too sweet, has a nice snap, and it's consistent in quality. I don't buy anything else anymore. Bonus: stumbled upon applerankings.com while looking for a photo. i disagree with their review for cosmics since they docked it points because it's "not sweet enough" but it's a cool resource regardless.
Feb 21, 2025
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amazing website 4 apple heads
Jan 30, 2024
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feels cosmic.
Jan 30, 2024

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