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ANTI-REC: RETURNING TO WORK AFTER A WEEK OFF

NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD WHY

@olaftheswede

Apr 28, 2025

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SAY NO!

I have gone three weeks without two consecutive days off and will only have two consecutive days off that I will not actively be traveling in the entire month of May. I was asked to cover a shift on the only two day stretch I will not be working or out of town and actually said no for once!!! Feels good!

@worldonfire

May 4, 2025

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a list of actual things that have happened during the days ive missed work

- a celebrity came down for a surprise visit - a fire broke out and everyone evacuated - surprise catering for the office staff (it was korean) - a coworker i did not like got blasted out loud by the boss, finally being called out in their bs - two coworkers got caught doing the hanky-panky in the toilet stall - a huge sink hole appeared (today) nothing like this ever happens when i’m in the office and i am SICK OF IT I WANT THE DRAMA

@jilly

Feb 13, 2025

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Buying a bag of 50 frozen dumplings for $15

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@tortitude

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BEING A CHATGPT VIRGIN

I probably have to pop that cherry today for work and I’m deeply sad since I’ve gotten this far with never once using it, which is the way things should be.

@tortitude

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