Apr 23, 2025
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I love reviewing a local spot. They are always super appreciate of a good review too!
Jan 31, 2025
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I enjoy going Demon Mode sometimes when my girlfriend and I are in a random establishment that could use some Google Review love. She writes the caption while I take the photos. I usually wonβt know what sheβs going to write, but I go off my gut and photograph myself in ways that I imagine will complement some dimension of her review. The result is a series of reviews that paint some sorta psychological profile of an amateur Food Critic (who occasionally frequents Marijuana Dispensaries) that is maybe on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
Jun 12, 2024
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Yes Iβm one of those food snobs. My rating system hasnβt let me down yet
Feb 1, 2024
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I went snorkeling for the first time today. The ocean is vast and I love and admire her for being awe inspiring. But like any big beautiful queen I was very intimidated by her. The first to jump in, I looked past our boat into the blue nothingness that sent abject fear and loneliness through my blood. Fighting against every primal urge i started swimming towards the raised coral reefs and was greeted by an explosion of colorful aliens. "this is space" i thought. Striped fish of every color, lil lobster guys and an octopus. weird! i was in love, i wish my eyes were like chameleons so i could look in every direction. this was better than sitting on the beach. this was better than sex. this was the greatest moment of my life.
anyway.
anyway.
anyway.
it was pretty cool 10/10 would do again. π
Mar 20, 2025
Feb 8, 2025
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Have you ever let a text sit for too long and then its so late.
and so late.
and so late.
You couldnt possibly text them back now.
You can! You should!
Anyways.
Mar 25, 2025