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people will see the stopwatch and they will get anxious and ask you “why do you have a stopwatch active on your phone”. You can do anything at that point. Refuse to give them a straight answer, don’t give them an inch. “I’m tracking how long it’s been since…” and look off into the distance. “Sometimes you just need to know how many minutes or hours it’s been…”. this stresses people out a lot. very funny to do to people
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