like the well-worn couplet goes:
”boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that’s why I poop on company time.”
its relaxing, recalibrating, gives me something to look forward to while I drink my morning cup of coffee.
Don’t need to turn on lights because I’m letting the sunlight in from the window.
Don‘t have to hurry because I don’t need to get ready for work or bed.
ok gonna go wash my hair byeee
