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i keep a running list in my notes app of my go to karaoke songs...

careless whisper~george michael diet mountain dew~lana del rey psycho killer~ talking heads play that funky music~wild cherry i touch myself~the divinyls after hours~ the velvet underground video games~ lana del rey i miss you~ blink 182 pretty fly (for a white guy)~ the offsprings paper bag~fiona apple

@veggiedumpling

Apr 6, 2024

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favorite playlist is the karaoke playlist

avril sheryl crow liz phair t.a.t.u. britney blink 182 paramore no doubt kelly clarkson hole flyleaf select katy perry songs and teenage dirtbag by wheatus

@rlyblonde

Oct 15, 2024

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since u been gone - kelly clarkson

why can‘t i - liz phair thats what you get - paramore complicated - avril lavigne i’m just a girl - no doubt teenage dirtbag - wheatus all the things she said - t.a.T.u. if it makes you happy - sheryl crow firework - katy perry kiss me - sixpence none the richer i love karaoke so much

@rlyblonde

Jul 9, 2024

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Matching w ur dog

His name is Tabasco, but he doesn’t know that.

@mintgawd

Apr 10, 2025

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Weird women!!!!

i Am a proud fan of weird women!!! Newest weird woman acquisition: the cute shy girl from my MBA program with a curly bob and red highlights. Shes so quiet and shy, we’ve had every class together so far over 3 semesters and barely ever spoke aside from her saying happy Valentine’s Day to me in February. Fast forward to this semester I sit next to her first day of finance class and decide to Be friendly and chat. She’s quiet but cool so I get her number, offer to maybe study later in the semester (which is a mild courtesy as I was lowkey just gaining new allies in the class to assist with cheating). But once I started texting her about class we just never stopped texting, and now I think we’re actively flirting? Shes into dark romance novels? she brought one of her novels to class yesterday and after class she snuggled up against me in the hallway and made me read a (very graphic) page about a girl getting fucked by a gun? This chick is nuts. Am I catching feelings?

@mintgawd

Sep 17, 2024

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TO SUMMON MINT GOD

*only do this when you MUST get FLY and exude unspeakable and ineffable confidence where ppl will probably call you a cocky asshole* recite this prayer: Dear Haters, You can all suck my balls from the back and my dick from the front. I was born to be great. you were all born to debate my greatness. Clearly we are not the same. in times of uncertainty I stand tall. Even when alone, my spirit is guided by God’s invisible hand who shields me from the bullshit. A back this broad was earned by climbing to places most could never reach. If theyve never seen these heights, how could they comprehend my perspective? Anyone with something negative to say is miles beneath me with mushy shit in their pamper and piss dribbling down their soft, weak legs. Thank you mint god for humility. Thank you mint god for strength. Love, (Your name) And although I may not appear in the physical form, you will feel an aura of mint purple surrounding you and a genuine earthy sense of pride in your chest to continue on your mission, no fucks given.

@mintgawd

Jun 19, 2024