my superpower is that within 10 seconds of meeting someone (especially at a party or in a work setting) i instantly know what they think about me with 100% accuracy
I'm touched by this so insanely often and yet every single time I'm stunned by my own ability to just Know.
It's like god himself has told me everyone's secrets past and future but I don't know what the secrets are I just know how I feel about them and it is never wrong lol