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should I text her?
2d ago
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@FASTMUSTACH3 leave her alone .
2d ago
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@FASTMUSTACH3 u r right
2d ago
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yeah because why did he just suddenly unblock me on the one app that he beat me to blocking HIM first…boy get out
2d ago
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Keep those pirates at bay, yes
2d ago
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I wonder if people in older generations had situationships like from the 1940s or like did Rutherford B Hayes have a sitch
2d ago
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@JAKE-PERKINS Yes bro
2d ago
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@JAKE-PERKINS yeay we did
2d ago
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@JAKE-PERKINS my grandpa is 102 and fought in WWII and met a girl in the war and protected her from the other american soldiers being creeps to her and formed a friendship. they wrote eachother for years and later he visited her and was shocked that she was waiting for him that whole time to marry her when he was like “uh you were a child when we met and i have always seen you as a little sister and have a fiance now” and he married my grandmother and she moved on and married a famous typographer and they remained friends for many decades. while he was in the war he was also pen pals with a girl back home and took her to her debutante ball (he was from a small town and was excited by the high society goings-ons) after coming home. he still likes telling the story of the ball but he never seriously dated her after the penpal situationship and met my grandmother, etc. rest is history. that’s my secondhand summation of 1940‘s situationships.
2d ago
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mine was "typing" on Snapchat earlier for the first time in months and my heart FLUTTERED. humiliating.
2d ago
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@SHIPMATEJORDAN they know exactly what they are doing
2d ago
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3d ago
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she could text me "i hate you please die" and id still prolly reply "heyy <3"...
3d ago
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@ODETTE well idk about that. ❤️‍🩹
3d ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST she has a grip on me i cant explain its probably occult in nature
3d ago
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You should throw a rock reaaaallu far into the air at a trajectory that hits him
3d ago
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@INSTAGRAM I’ll do it maybe but I’m kind of lonely
3d ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST Plenty of berries in the bushel
3d ago
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@INSTAGRAM not in this fuckass town. Help me!
3d ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST what am i able to do foer you even
3d ago
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@INSTAGRAM just figure something out! Quick
3d ago
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@FAKERECEPTIONIST What if we got you a heli copeter
3d ago
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@INSTAGRAM yes
3d ago
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@INSTAGRAM a helicopter could work. i do not have a helicopter tho. best of luck you 2
3d ago
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@INSTAGRAM maybe w crowdfund
3d ago

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