When I was seven I used to write my name as Hank Bauer on my schoolwork because he was my favorite football player. Maybe I felt a kinship with his prematurely receding hairline lol
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Apr 3, 2025

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When i was 8 years old, I was on my middle schools "B" team basketball team and we actually got to play against the "A" team basketball team first round of the playoff tournament. I was number 8 btw. My nerd dad was actually the assistant coach that year, something he never did again btw and he didn't know a ton about basketball. I was pretty unathletic too. Anyway he devised this crazy plan for us to win by having us basically always keep part of the team full time offense and never play defense. It got is to a tie game with a few seconds left and I (having scored almost no baskets all game) shot up a 3 and made it for us to win. He picked me up and air planed me around the gym and said this is the best day ever. I will never forget that. Anyway, I'm always lucky number 8
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i was born to be a frat boy forced to be a teenage girl. in another life my name was kyler/trevor/chad/mason and went to dartmouth and burping was my main form of comedy. everyday i mourn that that i don’t have that life. in the meantime i say things like “thats‘s tight” and dap people up. if i ever listen to nle choppa i practically have a penis at that point.
Jan 24, 2024
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…At some point when I meet new people! - evangelical teen (no longer!) - youth organizer 🫡 - from greater bahhhston - show choir kid 🎤💃🏻 but actually did not watch glee until after HS (see: first bullet) - this actually doesn’t always come up but I love remembering that I did the morning announcements at my high school lol! go hawks!
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