life is so much more fun if you just let it be!!! there‘s so much whimsy and delight in the world for those with eyes to see. i still laugh at a well executed poop joke okay you’re not cool for being the last person to crack a smile. lower that damn brow and laugh!!!!
I think I'm only attracted to men in theory. I like your little mustache and biceps, your little patchwork tattoo. But like don't touch me, don't come to my house, don't even talk to be tbh
Panicked when they asked me what made me unique, and said, I can do the worm. Then I actually did the worm in slacks on the carpet. Pulled something. Made a noise like a deflating balloon. Didn’t get the job!
