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if you finish it within 3 minutes, you get a t-shirt and your name listed in the hall of fame
Apr 1, 2025
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this would totally happen in regular show and like mordecai and rigby would like accidentally open a black hole through the donut hole
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Cane‘s is awesome. Albeit a bit overpriced, a menu consisting of fried chicken, fries, coleslaw, Texas toast, and a signature sauce, has cemented Cane’s as a no-bullshit comfort food staple that is sure to satisfy on any possible occasion. From having a casual lunch with your friends, to late nights where you need a vat of grease to sober you up, this young prodigy has entered the hallowed halls of fast food royalty, walking side-by-side with titans of industry, rivaling even Taco Bell, the king of essential drunk cuisine.
Such rapid success should be commended, and is a result of a multitude of factors. Great service, solid branding, delicious food, and … wait. You don’t like coleslaw? Personally, I think it’s pretty good, but for you, this might be an issue. Damn, that’s like a third of the box combo. Does this mean you don’t wanna go to Cane’s with us tonight bro?
HELL NO! Cane’s in all their wisdom, allows for substitution of menu items in a combo. My go-to order is naked tenders with no fries, no bread, and triple coleslaw. Could you imagine? No, it’s just a basic Box Combo with bread instead of coleslaw. Why am I talking about this so much? Everybody knows about this. I know. I don‘t care. This is my page! And I will talk as much as I damn please!
Anyway, to get back on track, it turns out a lot of people don’t know about the option to modify your toast to be “B.O.Bbed” (buttered on both sides). It makes the already-great toast even better, and it’s completely free. Go ahead and try it. Clog your arteries a little more. Treat yourself. Honestly, that’s all this post is about. I don’t know why I included a whole yapfest about the success of Cane’s and a schizo fit, but whatever. Shoutout butter 🧈 ❤️.
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zuck can suck it. also if you don’t open ig for a day or two, it will begin sending you random notifications unprompted lol
Mar 15, 2025
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maybe there’s nothing wrong with you and there‘s just (many) other factors at play / or it‘s really just that damn phone
Feb 10, 2025