some of my favs tho
“i thought she sang like a beautiful bird; like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeak” - The Baxter
“don’t you want a little taste of the glory? see what it tastes like?” - Nacho Libre
“we were not even so low as animals to him. we were furniture.” - Pentiment
“it’s illegal for you to ask me that” or “i’m all crossed up” or “i’m not a stupid fucking idiot, i knew it was a pig, but for fifty seconds it felt really real” or anything from itysl
“playing with the tammy craps doll is like smoking five macanudo cigars”
“wow, that’s a lot!”
“no.” - itysl again
“hey guys let’s play with our chest hair and eat potato chips” - the ridiculous six
“i’m no juice box boy i’ll tell you that!” - kicking and screaming