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so they still give you 4 shrimps but about a 1/4 inch is taken off every 10 shrimps you order…
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just kidding its never enough shrimp
it needs to be endless and infinite and forever ongoing
i highly recommend you buy yourself your own frozen cocktail shrimp platter from the grocery store to thaw and make a night of it (like i am right now eating ravenously while typing this with my left hand and right ring finger accompanied by none other than myself, sitting at the dining room table)
once again a must do if u r as shrimp obsessed as i
or maybe invite other shrimp loving friends over to have a shrimp cocktail night just my two cents
finally when u r done make a shrimp tail ouroboros - document for the world to see and post . now it is truly infinite and in the datasphere - just like my love for shrimp
Mar 23, 2024
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istg my autistic ass has been eating this shiii for like a week straight. just do a regular bangin aglio e olio and chuck some shrimps in. so much better. AND the shrimps were discounted.
May 9, 2024
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sorry guys i am lazy but also if i am paying for a meal i want to dive right in!!! i do not want to do the extra work of peeling off the shrimp tails… if theyre still on there when the dish arrives i am taking a minute or two to peel off every shrimp tail before i start diving in or simply eating the tails for extra protein… sue me!
Mar 3, 2024
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Mar 24, 2025
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bonus points if it’s an ayce place and you can wipe their stock of shrimp
Mar 24, 2025