Never. I repeat. Never.
Don’t dare put it together and use it to marinate your meat. I tried with pork today, marinating it for 30 mins. And babe, fortunately I only did 30 mins cuz it tastes like a glimpse of sadness.
so easy and all my friends ask for the recipe:
olive oil
champagne vinegar (or any other vin)
dijon mustard
maple syrup
fresh lemon or lime juice
1 minced garlic clove
salt
pepper
your favorite herby seasonings shake it up in a mason jar xx
Sorry but you can’t always make your own because things have lots of ingredients and you’re a busy girl but if you want to trick your brain just squeeze some lemon over that salad before your bottled dressing mmmm fresh
With a lil Parmesan cheese
Holy shit I had this salad yesterday with my boss and I can’t stop thinking about how good it was and how I would eat it every day if I could.
I am an enjoyer of goofy stuff and today I saw a listing of this goofy thing tho I cannot take a screenshot of that since it is sold already (privacy reason lol). Do you find anything weird on Facebook Marketplace? And why are the weird things always on Facebook Martketplace? Is there someone dig deep in doing research on this?
I was thinking about Andy the other day so I browse my photo gallery and found this cake. It may not look like Andy's style at all but in my mind he did something like this.