Rec | REPLACING UR OWN CAR BATTERY

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that puppy not starting like it used to? the oil change guys telling u she is getting in the red zone and are u sure u dont want them to swap it out for a small fee? get your booty to the car parts store. sit in the parking lot and watch a 240p video of a guy changing the battery while somehow holding his phone in his mouth or under his chin or something. ask ur fav LLM what size wrench u need and to reiterate the main steps. go inside and tell the manager who is talking mad shit on the phone with her boyfriend u are sorry to bother but what battery options are there? buy one and a pair of gloves. ask them if u can borrow the correct size wrench. open ur hood and change that shit (negative off first and on last, no metal touching metal). give them the old battery and get $22 back. now u have cute car dust on ur carpenter pants that have been wasting away while u work on ur laptop at coffee shops AND u just became a sexy apprentice mechanic

@moray_eel

Mar 20, 2025

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Mar 20, 2025

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@septembersublime

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being in your car while its being worked on

i think this is something exclusive to quick oil change places. i was at valvoline, but the brand doesn’t matter. the experience started negatively, after the mechanic wrongly accused me of pulling the wrong lever to pop the hood. so i banished him, and thus began feeling like a princess in my castle. the pistons started roaring and i began to float. the pneumatic wrenches were vibrating the car from every tire and it brought me out of body. how strange to feel the extremities of a machine that has become become an extension of yourself. i used my $15 coupon (jesus oil is $89? i gotta learn to do it on my own 🤪), and rolled out while blowing kisses to everyone as they waved me on, including my giant inflated valvoline guard dog. my scarf billowed out the drivers side window (rear left window doesn’t roll down). i never get out of my car.