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I tried to befriend a cow yesterday
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Mar 16, 2025

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I am a little bit jealous. I want some cow for myself too.
Mar 16, 2025
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omg love this for you and now i wanna go see some cows hopefully sooon
Mar 16, 2025
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Yes. Epic. (also maybe this is already on ur radar but b careful around roaming cows they can actually fuck u up during mating season and otherwise even tho they seem pretty docile)
Mar 16, 2025
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@BEEPBOOPBAP this was absolutely not on my radar i was not being careful at all Thankfully the bovine overlords betstowed their grace upon me instead of their hooves
Mar 16, 2025
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@THEHUMANCONDITION Bovine Grace. Bless up ๐Ÿ™
Mar 16, 2025

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Youโ€™d be surprised how chill a lot of farmers are, and the animals usually donโ€™t mind your presence.
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