I had a dream recently where we were in an airport getting ready to go to NYC...
In the terminal, there were kiosks where you would deposit a pair of your socks, and the socks would get sent to Jake Gyllenhaal - the kiosks were branded with his face. It was like a mandatory gag that was part of passing through TSA, but he was in on it too. It was implied that he would then send your socks back to you, but somehow I knew that in the future, Jake did not send my Darn Tough socks back to me. I was rightfully pissed.
We then boarded the plane, but the seats, instead of facing forward, were stadium-style bench seats facing the side. On the far wall, Reese Witherspoon was giving a talk while we were parked on the tarmac. She later sat down next to me, and I ended up sliding into her during takeoff, because physics. Neither of us said anything, and I sat in an awkward silence until I woke up.
In the spirit of PI.FYI, consider this a rec for Darn Tough socks, but I'd love to know what the hell this dream means otherwise.