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school

a lot of : - "shit, i miscalculated what courses i needed to take this semester so i'm not going to meet all of my requirements to graduate on time" - showing up to class one day and having to take an exam i didn't know about - missing an exam - failing an assignment that represented a large portion of my grade and trying to figure out if i can still somehow pass the class occasionally they skew social; finding myself back in high school and sharing space with people i haven't seen in many years but understanding them through the lens i understand them now, but still being stuck in the social dynamic i had with them then

@alaiyo

Mar 28, 2024

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university shit

goddd the first few weeks of uni are supposed to be difficult and awful i know but can we just skip to the part where we’re all friends and know each other on a good enough level to casually talk to each other if we need to i cannot do the awkward silences for much longer my yap yearns to be unleashed 💔💯.

@bless

Feb 19, 2025

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finals..hear me out

ITS ALL OVER NOW BABY!!!!! a couple of tests etc etc if u don’t know the stuff by now u never will. not that i’m so excited to take the tests, hell no that’s gross. but the semester is over and this rough stuff will make christmas feel that much better ugh i gotta study. maybe this is just me pretending im being productive. i have a test tomorrow. biz law. but i have no cookies and wine which i need in order to study. the wine works cuz relaxation and the cookies trick the brain into thinking ur having a good time.

@staysexyhavefun

Dec 11, 2024

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025

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