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I wake up and look, it’s 5:23 am turn on my lamp so there’s no sleeping in Open that app see a nice fat cat Scroll then I see, a big fat ass 5:45 now it’s time to get ready Sit up and things start to get heavy Oh no. oh no I say As I crawl to the shitter And start to pray My tummy My tummy I cry today Must of been the yesterdays Chickfila my Tummy lurches and writhes i begin to cry Oh why oh why did i eat those fries
Feb 28, 2025

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