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for lunch i accidentally ate 1500 calories worth of macaroni and cheese. i thought “fuck. now i can’t eat all day.” lmao i was so wrong. i ate dinner. it was a good dinner. i also ate like four sourdough pretzels. and four oreos. and probably a bunch of other stuff. i only weigh 130 so at this rate i’ll be 940 by saturday.
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Feb 28, 2025

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