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be so unpredictable that you can’t even predict yourself
(ig i’m buying food tomorrow)
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even though it takes effort and planning, i’m trying to see it as an act of love for my future self, like packing a kid’s lunch. my roommate even brings juice boxes to work so i started doing that too. it’s a simple task that makes my busy schedule so much easier and gives me something to look forward to each work day
Mar 11, 2024
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You mean I can make 2 big meals and that’s my lunch and dinner for the next 3 days
Mar 3, 2024
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It’s called meal prepping
May 13, 2024
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Feb 19, 2025
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tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
Feb 17, 2025
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saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
“i am indisposed”
“i am taken ill”
“i am feeling out of sorts”
“i am suffering from a bilious attack”
“i have been seized by an ague”
“i am afflicted with a malaise”
“i have taken to my bed”
“the vapours have overcome me”
“i have a touch of the influenza”
“the rheumatism plagues me”
“i am laid low with a fever”
“i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment”
you’re welcome
Feb 18, 2025