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The hailey bieber smoothie at erewhon

I’m sorry but it really is that good (even for the outrageous price point). It’s basically a strawberry milkshake masquerading as something healthy. And boy is she pretty 💋 As a sober gal, one of my “little treats” is the periodic absurdly priced drink. I’m talking a $9 bottle of water with spirulina in it from Moon Juice, that $7 pink coconut water, the $16 blue smoothie at that one health food store in Chicago’s Gold Coast. Don’t get me started on a specialty latte that will run you $8 before tip.

@salad_valet

Mar 8, 2025

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Soda

You’d spend $20 on a mixed drink, right? Think of how much soda that can get you. Or how good a $20 soda would be. They also come in diet.

@doctordoofus

Apr 18, 2024

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flavoured redbull at the club

truly an untapped market. you don’t wanna know how much money i’d spend on a vodka apricot-strawberry-redbull if given the chance

@0livia

Feb 24, 2024

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NICK DRAKE

Now I know i’m well over 50 years late to finding this golden humans music but leave me be so I can drown in his voice, thanks.

@kerry.schultz

Apr 10, 2025

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humans should photosynthesize more

Recently became aware of the fact that I spend more time bathing in my phones light than actual sunlight. I decided to go lay in the sun not for the purpose of tanning but rather under a tree just to feel the suns warmth. When humans photosynthesize we don’t release our own food but we definitely release dopamine, a different and honestly more vital nourishment.

@kerry.schultz

Feb 22, 2025

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LIFE OF BRIAN (1979)

Would NEVER have watched this but I was at a friends and they wanted to. This movie looks awful but I will recommend it till I die. It’s like if borat was made in the 70s but the movie took place in biblical times. Fully urge you to watch this while high. (without spoiling too much: “Jesus” goes to space)

@kerry.schultz

Feb 22, 2025