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having your uber drivers back

you can bet I’m in the back shaking my head and saying “what a dickhead” the moment my driver complains about anyone on the road it doesn’t matter that I can’t drive and know nothing about road safety and also have been playing on my phone for the entire journey

@ggg

Nov 18, 2024

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telling the uber where to go

Sometimes Google Maps doesn’t know shit

@jhrabovsky

Dec 31, 2023

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dont smoke weed right before uber

I’m recommending that you don’t smoke weed right before an uber. I’m currently in this sitch and I feel insan. I’m in a grey Nissan Altima with a man named Churchill (Hey man that’s a last name not a first name). And guess what! we’re driving real fucking fast. anyways hope you think of me the next time you smoke before an uber🤘

@schiesser

Jan 18, 2025

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Training your dog

Here’s a recommendation to all of the dog owners, train your dog. Nobody’s happy about your shitty dog. I don’t give a fuck how cute your dog is, if I walk past that fuck and have to worry it’s going to come after me then you the owner can immediately go fuck yourself. ( I live in a building with a man who owns a malinois and every time I walk past him he has to double grip the leash to keep it from attacking me)👍. you decided to buy it now be an adult and take care of it.

@schiesser

Jan 23, 2025

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Good ass bread

Nothing like buying a nice loaf of bread and toasting that shit with butter then making a good ass sandwich

@schiesser

Jan 31, 2025

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Mother fuckers learn how to do a backflip and dont shut the fuck up

This is directed at benson boone and every sophomore in high school. RELAX with the backflips. Do a front flip every once in a while like damn.

@schiesser

Feb 5, 2025