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gym ETIQUETTE

Just got back from the gym. How are you going to monopolize all the equipment talking about “I’m not done yet“ when you’re not actively using it?? Do your reps and sets and move on to the next

@feverr

Mar 2, 2024

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No consideration for the space around you

I hate it when people at the gym do exercise right in wrong of the weights, where people need to walk to grab them. You have an entire space to put down your mat and stuff but you decide to do it there????? i cant trust them

@abylia

May 23, 2024

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going to the gym with your friend and neither of you really know how to work out but he knows more than you

They say nobody is paying attention to you in the gym but that is patently untrue because I am always people watching the few time that I am there. When you don't know how to work out you feel like the stupidest guy in the world but if you go with your friend then feeling stupid becomes having a laugh. For example you can do isolated calf raises one leg at a time and balance on each other's shoulders. You can do bicep curls in sync and giggle together. Your friend can show you how to do a lateral raise and you can whine about it but that's fine, you are just learning and spending time in good company. Everyone should have a gym buddy who teaches them a few random exercises that don't really apply to their physical needs

@keyholefly

Jan 24, 2024

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025

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