Give bamboo its proper respect! It's one of the most sustainable materials on the planet (because it grows ridiculously fast), it's been used for millenia as a basic building material, and it, in and of itself, is a whole vibe.
People dont say phony anymore they say performative. List of slangs i want to bring back- lezzing out, awsomesauce, eat shit and die, rawr xd, tubular, bite me, kewl, cowabunga and the original meaning of bop
If you dont have anyone to go with, go alone. Eat a whole bucket of popcorn by yourself and clap if something funny happens. Who cares if you dress up to watch a movie by yourself yay :D