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15 minutes of play time before bed

We've all got a lot going on in our lives, but if you have a pet then you are their life. That's why, no matter what I've got going on, no matter how late I get home or how tired I am, I'm going to play with my sweet Vanya for at least 15 minutes. We bond, we scamper, we hit and throw and roughhouse, and then we sleep sweetly.

@florinegrassenhopper

Mar 25, 2025

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Never pee alone ever again

Get pets, give them a million treats and kisses and toys, they will follow you everywhere all of the time no matter if you want them to or not. You will never be lonely ever

@ugliestbinch

Feb 26, 2025

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Walking your cats

cuz they deserve to explore just like we do.

@josefina

Mar 16, 2024

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025

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