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Not to be negative but I CAN’T STAND when I accidentally scratch someone with my toe or finger nails. They are normal short lengths btw. Why does it feel so bad like I can feel it hurting the other person 😭😭😭
Ps why is there no toe emoji…
Feb 2, 2025
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Seriously. Use a chopstick or a fork you are about to give to your least favourite sibling.
There are many layers of pleasure to indulge in here. 2 for 1 revenge and epidermal relief therapy.
May 5, 2024
My roommate and I shared a lovely conversation about her affinity for toe cracking. After 2 pizzas and 2 beers between us, I asked her how this became a thing. I crack my fingers, neck, back, elbow, but never the toes. I was curious. That very night, I cracked my first toe. Of course, wikihow gave me a step-by-step rundown. It was a beautiful moment...
Feb 2, 2025
Instead of crying over that broken nail, may I recommend drawing that jagged edge of keratin right across the sensitive fingertip flesh of your most loved hated person. (They will feel it the most on those nerves! :)
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Being evil feels all too satisfying.
M: I don't think I have the same level of nasty right now *looking at their nails*
me: Are you saying your nails are better than mine?!?
M: NooOoo :'D Isn't it 'dragging,' not 'drawing'?
me: Drawing, like drawing a sword out. Is dragging what you prefer? *Drags my jagged fingernail across their arm*
M: aHHHHHH!! *screaming running away* THAT WAS VILE!!
So arms work, too; really wherever.
Mar 31, 2025
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Your eyes do not fall out when you sneeze with them open. Don’t listen to the naysayers and try something new For once! Applying mascara makes me sneeze so I keep them open to prevent smudgin. Still intact.
Jan 29, 2025
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If I were a roach I would be hard to kill and I could munch on snacks all the time.
Jan 24, 2025
It is so good. It’s crunchy, salty, briny, and tastes like heaven in my piehole. Throw some olive oil and lemon on it and BAM FLAVOR EXPLOSION.
Can’t find it anywhere.
Might have to just grow it.
Jan 24, 2025