a freeloader who doesn’t do anything to help out around the house but pays their dues by you giving them belly rubs or going “pspspspsps”
a fair trade
they are cute and you spoil them for being alive and eating your finances
sniffle my dog chewed all the cornices in our house when he was a puppy, the damage is still there but he’s still adorable and always gets extra treats.
100/10 good boy
It would probably be cool to be a well-loved cat or dog. Have a nice human that brings you healthy meals, let’s you sleep in their bed, plays with you, happy to see you, don’t have to pay rent, or work, or hunt, doesn’t yell at you.
we don’t make jewellery like we used to!! where did the whimsy go!! the uniqueness!! the daintiness!! the literal ethereal feeling that this watch brings!!!!
I CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHEREEEEEE
