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don’t fall down that rabbit hole, stay ignorant. just enjoy the music.
it was a chokehold i was not prepared for, and now i’m ready to sacrifice my everything for a man that doesn’t know i exist 👺
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Jan 20, 2024
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strong believer of not caring about celebrities or their love lives. how about you put yourself in the driver’s seat.
Jan 25, 2024
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...because if you love them, the whole world should know and love them too. I've been exhorting the many attractive qualities of a recent celeb crush to all my friends and family, I'm sure they're sick of it, but I shall not stop.
Sep 5, 2024
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Feb 19, 2025
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tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
Feb 17, 2025
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saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
“i am indisposed”
“i am taken ill”
“i am feeling out of sorts”
“i am suffering from a bilious attack”
“i have been seized by an ague”
“i am afflicted with a malaise”
“i have taken to my bed”
“the vapours have overcome me”
“i have a touch of the influenza”
“the rheumatism plagues me”
“i am laid low with a fever”
“i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment”
you’re welcome
Feb 18, 2025