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kafka letters this alex turner letter that. these are for the bitches that get down to fucking business
Jan 29, 2025
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Novelist Marlowe Granados documents her special week as a bitch with Language Arts.
Jan 3, 2025
Last year, I said I would post to this ask occasionally if I ever found letters that were of my liking.
While technically an email, this letter is one of my favorites ever and I can't believe I've forgotten to post about it here. Such an internet classic. Here's an excerpt of the Bible:
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee [first name redacted], I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.
You can read the whole email linked above. TW for slurs used. But other than that, this belongs in a museum of the internet.
Jan 9, 2025
My beloved friend and creative partner of many years and the best writer I know… her first post Trauma Queens is a look at emotional exhibitionism and oversharing online. I highly recommend reading it and following her to see what she comes out with next!!
Apr 27, 2024
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Mar 4, 2025
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heaven on earth. skin cancer was created by big air conditioning to take away your god given right to bake all day long once it hits 65+
Mar 16, 2024
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love love love the feeling of stripping down to my skivvies and/or my birthday suit bc my brain knows im going to one of my three favorite places: bed, the beach, or poundtown
Feb 11, 2024