like the well-worn couplet goes:
”boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that’s why I poop on company time.”
its relaxing, recalibrating, gives me something to look forward to while I drink my morning cup of coffee.
getting cash for ripping it is blissful and fulfilling. a cycle in which the money I make for dropping off the kids is spent on the #7 at jimmy johns to consume, so I can drop them off again on the clock the next day