I‘m told that it’s rude, but frankly I don’t care. How many people am I supposed to say goodbye to? Does everyone just stand and watch as I say goodbye? Is it announced that I’m leaving? Am I losing an ambiguous alibi and whereabouts? Yes. I’m going to leave and what are you going to do… tell me to stay???? I’m already gone.
Sometimes it just feels good to disappear. I don’t want to hug everyone so I will sneak out and end up in my bed with a couple of texts saying variations of “where did you run off to?” and I will fall into a peaceful slumber knowing I am missed.
I thought I’d have a nice little glass of milk and I spilled it everywhere, pillows, hardwood, INSIDE A PLUGGED IN OUTLET, my purse somehow??? Why the fuck to people say don’t cry over spilt milk. That is one of the most excusable reasons to cry.
We need to have gogurt for more foods than just yogurt. How about gosoups please tomato soup in a sleeve please. Gorice, Gochilli, Gotiramasu, Goomelet, Gomashpotato, Goguacamole, Gooatmeal. Please give me more ideas