We have symbols for stuff like trapping and hunting, let’s get serious and add some new ones that don’t annoy me
1. 🦃 Turkey: you get this symbol if your family runs a turkey trot every year, so that I can tell you to quickly stay the hell away from me
2. 🛩️ Plane: you earn this symbol if you have either been involved in an aviation accident or have flown on a plane that ran out of pretzels. No there will be no differentiation between these two events. No this does not indicate you have a pilots license.
3. 🧊 Cube: you get this if you have ever solved a Rubik’s cube
4. 🚽 Toilet: you get this symbol if you have IBS as proof that if you are caught speeding, it is likely that you need to use a bathroom asap
5. 🦷 Tooth (but imagine an X over it): you earn this symbol if you have had your wisdom teeth removed
6. 🤡 Clown: you get this symbol if you have makeup registered with the Clowns International Egg Registry
Please send me more ideas in the comments before I write to my local representative
