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using the bathroom for what its made for
I know y'all have a crippling addiction to bubblegum flavored toxins but some of us are really just trying to take a shit in peace. And then you have the audacity to glare at me like I've done something wrong by entering the bathroom when y'all are the ones who're crouched on the piss covered floor in a circle sniffing sewage just for the chance to get lung cancer a couple years earlier than the rest of us. Booooooooooo. Booooooooo. Do you hear that? We're booing you. Nobody thinks you're cool.
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@altonbrownsrightfoot53
Jan 19, 2025
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@Falling-Leaf
I stand with you. I hate people who give me shit for USING THE BATHROOM IN PUBLIC PLACES !!!! IT'S A BATHROOM !!!! I WILL SHIT IN ANY TOILET ANYWHERE !!!!!
Mar 13, 2025
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@altonbrownsrightfoot53
sorry if this one is too hateful guys i really just wanna be able to go to the bathroom at school
Jan 19, 2025
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@goofyhag
altonbrownsrightfoot53 no be hateful it's slimy goon behavior and needs to be shamed
Jan 19, 2025

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@butterbeann
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Taking a shameless #2 in the bathroom at work
Imo, that's what they're there for. I'm not holding it for 10 hours just so somebody else can briefly pretend that their colleagues don't take shits.
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@daphne
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Fellow male here
Honestly I think it's because we do not blow our noses, which leads us into phlegm, which then leads us into needing to get rid of it. It's disgusting, I'll always run to a bathroom or do it in a napkin . . . BUT IN PUBLIC ?!?! WHERE IS THE CLASS !!!! THE DECENCY !!!! Men . . . Blegh . . .
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@Falling-Leaf
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