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using the bathroom for what its made for

I know y'all have a crippling addiction to bubblegum flavored toxins but some of us are really just trying to take a shit in peace. And then you have the audacity to glare at me like I've done something wrong by entering the bathroom when y'all are the ones who're crouched on the piss covered floor in a circle sniffing sewage just for the chance to get lung cancer a couple years earlier than the rest of us. Booooooooooo. Booooooooo. Do you hear that? We're booing you. Nobody thinks you're cool.

@altonbrownsrightfoot53

Jan 19, 2025

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@Falling-Leaf

I stand with you. I hate people who give me shit for USING THE BATHROOM IN PUBLIC PLACES !!!! IT'S A BATHROOM !!!! I WILL SHIT IN ANY TOILET ANYWHERE !!!!!

Mar 13, 2025

@altonbrownsrightfoot53

@FALLING-LEAF THANK YOU I swear people have no common sense.

May 21, 2025

@altonbrownsrightfoot53

sorry if this one is too hateful guys i really just wanna be able to go to the bathroom at school

Jan 19, 2025

@goofyhag

altonbrownsrightfoot53 no be hateful it's slimy goon behavior and needs to be shamed

Jan 19, 2025

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