i was lowkey baring my soul on this fucking app. i had like three paragraphs and when i scrolled up to proofread i accidentally erased it all. probably for the best because who wants to read three paragraphs of what i assumed were poignant thoughts about an experience i’ve had? here’s a meme instead
Don’t be that person. Mf got a banana and a Celsius, something is going down and they need to make a quick exit. You got mad vegetables anyway, let the cashier breathe a little before they struggle to remember how to ring up them green onions you copping.
I have no context at all but I love it. Feels like I’m missing out but that’s alright it’s just good to hear somebody having a big ol belly laugh and enjoying this shit while we’re breathing.
I just want to show love to the ELITE Bagel. Whoever was the freak that was like “hear me out let’s put blueberry’s in the dough”, I know they were looking at you crazy but you knew you had a hit on your hands.
