I am like the Michael Phelps of eating freaky, as in my body was made for it and no one is better than me at the game. Pregnant women see my cravings and shun me for being too outlandish.
My weird food combinations are faster than yours, they have more money than yours, they get more bitches than yours.
I’m sorry, but you sheeple have not given a single combination that goes beyond the traditional flavour pairings we have been taught to be acceptable. I guess I can understand that a lot of you are so so so White, but please, the average five year old Chinese kid has a more creative palate than you. Your so called ”weird” food combinations would cower in the face of mine. They would fold like paper in the palm of a true flavour freak.
