The best part of the game was never the Pokémon themselves, but the schoolyard lies about the game that you & your friends would tell each other at recess. For example:
“Dude. If you manage to walk on every space in the game just once without repeating a step, you get deoxys at level 100 instantly.“
”you can get a shiny starter if you release your actual starter into the wild & complete battle frontier with completely involved Pokémon“
and then theyd show you their gamesharked cheat code pokemon & youd believe them & let your blaziken go.
I think my favorite is rayquaza. i Just remember thinking he was sick as hell.
Jan 5, 2025
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holy shit brendanooooo this is my kind of question
we'd just be having a time no fighting just vibes
alolan raichu (dude seems chill)
poliwhirl (just always liked poliwhirl)
aurorus (protection don't f w me and my buddies)
vileplume (want us to smell nice / free high?)
sandslash (just cute)
espeon (my first ever pokemon so we go way back, my first game was pokemon colosseum so i'm counting it as my starter)
and legendary kid me would be pissed if i didn't pick Rayquaza
Jul 17, 2024
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houndoom, rapidash and rayquaza for the trading cards lolol.
i really loved pokemon emerald as a kid and i had a regice tht carried me through so id say that too🤣
Jan 6, 2025
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genuinely so sick to play with your friends and walk around outside. i got a shiny dratini a couple weeks ago and i’ve been riding the high ever since
Feb 3, 2024
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sometimes you just need to read some real shit straight from the realest person you know .
Feb 24, 2025
Mar 4, 2025
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