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Okay so this is prob what NOT to do, but whenever I’m depressed or have any inconvenience whatsoever, I go to Erewhon in LA obv and get the Tumeric Crush smoothie. Something about it is so… delishie. It’s rather tart so prepare for that. But it’s mother, and helps with tummy probs and Erewhon takes EBT. It’s humiliating and the people that work there (get it) but also are like… girl what are you doing. You literally have to announce that you're using EBT or the transaction wont go thru. If you use EBT Trader Joes is true Supreme Mother for groceries tho.
Dec 4, 2024
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i don’t know the science but it really helps especially if it’s trader joe’s
Jan 30, 2024
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the online shopping epidemic must end you must stroll the aisles of bed bath and beyond for a new electric toothbrush and speak with eric, the general manager and you must go to the frozen yogurt shop on a whim next door and politely nod and smile when the older lady next to you tells you that she only comes here on thursdays because you get 50 cents off if you show military id and that strawberry is just her favorite flavor, she can’t get enough of the stuff
May 6, 2024
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Red eyed, puffy faced, tear stained sleeves. But the nice man who works at the grocery store is giving out watermelon samples and they taste sweeter than they ever have before. The raspberries are buy 2 for $5, but only buy one. Keep the receipt. Walk and smell the boxes and tins and the perfumes of the mothers passing by. You'll remember who you are soon.
May 25, 2025
Top Recs from @mel4ever
Crunt: If something is crunt or crunted, its cunt but it’s also runted. Like weird, deformed, and gorgeous. Ex: my new bangs are so crunted; the main character from Chimp Crazy is crunted
Becca: If someone is a Becca, they are your bestie, but also the most annoying person in the world. They are insufferable yet you can’t quit them. Ex: Kaylor from Love Island is so becca, she’s becca down.
if someone is being especially naughty, you can call them Rebecca. If they’re being super fun, you can call them Becks.
Eenkgow: This is how I (a transwoman) says “thank you”. If you say it soft and fast enough, it passes as a cis-woman saying “thank you” in a flirty way. If youre being clocked on the reg, try this out for size.
Dec 4, 2024
Yall need to stop drinking lmao its soooooooo nasty. Like are you okay? You donnnnt need vodka 4 times a week. Learn to be cute sober. It’s more powerful. That being said, I’m an alcoholic and drank excessively for 13 years so ://// I get it. But once you harness your sober powers you can do anything.
Dec 4, 2024
I’ve been writing my new songs with a stolen pen from the Edition on Sunset. The weight of it, all black, metal, something about it makes me feel so bitchlicious. I went in for an interview 3 times and they never hired me to be a human statue (host) so as revenge I got a guy to take me to lunch on the rooftop and stole this pen. I recommend.
Dec 4, 2024