Lauren is one of those people who we are very lucky to have in this world because if we didn’t, the world would be a lot more miserable and probably not worth living in for long. She is one of the most loving and caring people I have ever met. It’s a privilege to be her friend.
Lauren has so many cool skills: she dances, she sings, she cooks, she makes clothes (sometimes for herself, sometimes for her girlfriend and that is very cute), she draws, and she has something interesting to say about any and all media ever produced, popular and/or high-brow. If it exists, she has probably consumed that content.
I call her the Fairy Mary of the lesbians because Lauren will always compliment everyone she meets, almost as if she is on a quota, making sure every person feels loved and cherished and worshiped as the sacred beings they are. I imagine her going around the world with a little abacus, like Fairy Mary, making sure all people are well loved and complimented at all points.
