Yeah yeah, Fortnite isn't demure, mindful, lest brat. And while I wish my life could be all Carhartt pants and Japanese denim, I ask you my friend, to get real with me for a moment and drop all thy ego. Really.. really... REAL. When it comes down to it, and you're looking for something to play but you're not sure what, Fortnite is a completely free-to-play, massive game with tons of options tailored to your interests. There's Zero Build for the more casual gamers, ranked and unranked modes for the competitive types, and a bunch of themed mini-games (though, to be honest, I find them kinda wack). It's also cross play, so anyone with a PC, switch, Xbox, or android phone can play with ya.
I know it's not as cool as thrifting, or even pickleball, or smoking skinny cigs with rose petals. In fact, there's many cooler things, I happily admit. But on a Tuesday, after your soul-crushing 9-to-5, a couple rounds of Fortnite with your friends from back home feels like a warm cup of tea on a cold winter day.
