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The other day I heard someone say “Well I don’t have enough space in my recycle bin for that!” Doesn’t sound as funny written out but I swear the tone and cadence had me dying. Like going that hard over recyclables is crazy to me. Sounded like she was ready for war.
Nov 13, 2024
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Nov 23, 2024
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It’ll never not be funny to me. I’m listening to you describe your problems and my only response is “water water everywhere and yet not a drop to drink“.
Or:
- lest you throw the baby out with the bath water
- all hat and no cattle
- a falling knife has no handle
Jan 3, 2025
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“Chicken in a basket”
just funnier and lightens the mood a little
Feb 2, 2025
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Don’t be that person. Mf got a banana and a Celsius, something is going down and they need to make a quick exit. You got mad vegetables anyway, let the cashier breathe a little before they struggle to remember how to ring up them green onions you copping.
Mar 19, 2025
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Nothing better than giving someone a little squeeze to show them you got them. It’s always great when someone can sense that you need it and add a little something to the hug. Don’t settle for a dap. Get in there.
5d ago
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I have no context at all but I love it. Feels like I’m missing out but that’s alright it’s just good to hear somebody having a big ol belly laugh and enjoying this shit while we’re breathing.
Mar 17, 2025