every time this app bugs out on me i can’t even be mad bc like…it’s literally called perfectly imperfect can i rlly be surprised?? it feels very on brand for it to have little quirks and imperfections like a real person would
Your poop cycle... Embrace it, it’s a gift. When nature calls; yes, use that public restroom. Yes, use that stall with a DODGY lock. Not only will you feel LIGHTER… you will also be WISER… So just drop the shit, and just shit!
Do it! Today I called my sister then called her girlfirend and merged their calls; I got to hear their whole conversation and they forgot I was there Is this creepy? God are you real?? Answer me lord
